Friday, June 5, 2009

future in Chiropractic, Jayden style

First, you cover their eyes, nose, and mouth because you don't want them to have full use of their senses. Make sure you have a good grip, using both hands. Bend your knees to save your own back.Second, give a good strong jerk to the right. Carefully slide your hand up to the forehead to make sure you have a better grip on their head. If it didn't crack with the first jerk, keep turning the head and neck.
Finally, when said patient has had enough and has tumbled to the ground waving a white flag, scurry away as you have completed your job with said patient.

2 comments:

Crystal said...

Love it!!!! hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh! Your commentary is hilarious!